New London Tax
( published 24th January 2003 )
www.alexandrino.com
Hi All,
For all those not living in London, remember 17th February. That's the
day London drivers will be charged GBP 5.00 per day for driving their
cars in central London. Already protest groups are being formed in order
to boycott the charge. Hmm I don't think they will have the guts to really
counter the payment, as the penalty will be the clamping of the vehicle
and a GBP 500.00 fine. It will be nice to see if that day there will be
traffic jam or on the contrary empty streets. Will neighbours finally
start talking to each others and share their cars for the central London
trip. Poor market delivery men who deliver food and goods in the night,
and leave the London area around 8am ( the charge is valid between 7am
and 8pm I think ). Waaaaoww, and now the guys have an excuse for going
home even later: "Sorry honey, due to the charge, I will leave the
car in the workplace carpark and go for a drink. I will be home around
10pm." ) Hahaha, this will be fun, so watch out for it.
Have a nice day
Alex
Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my
porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on
the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels
good, Your Honour. So I dont stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts,
Your Honour. Why, Your Honour, I havent felt that good in years! So I
just spread my old legs and say to him, Take me, young man, Take me! Thats
when he yelled, April Fool and thats when I shot the Fucking Son of a
Bitch!!
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