Hi All,

Grrrrr for the first time in weeks I am sitting here in front of this stupid screen without knowing what to write. Typical, I should have known that if I have my shower and coffee first, I will be useless. OKOKOK, I know, I'm useless anyway when I write my mails, but at least I have some sort of story to tell. But today, I feel fresh...what about writing something intelligent for a change? Dow Jones on the rise 21 pct since Oct. 9th 2002...100 dead in Middle East...Strikes in France...Paedophiles in England...Paranoids in U.S....Aaaaaaaaahh, welcome back to the real world Alex. Booooooohoooooooo, don't want a shower tomorrow morning!

Have a nice day ( anyway )
Alex

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it? Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. " The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

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