Nostalgia
( published 14th November 2002 )
www.alexandrino.com

Hi All,

Yesterday I went through some of my old morning mails on my homepage, and it is amazing how much shit one single person can write in a bit more than 2 years. Except for the break I took over the summer, in average I wrote 18 morning mails per month, that's 216 per year, 432 in 2 years! Oh God oh God...I think I will soon be in the situation where I will have to do "re-runs" of my old mails, as I don't know if I will be able to keep up with new stories every day. Today at least I have a blank again, or should I tell you again the story when my mother thought I was gay...? Naaa, you've heard that one already, too boring, have a nice day then.

Alex

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad, Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!" Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. Golf pro: "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's d*ck." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golf pro: "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."

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