Aly's Getting Married
( published 21st June 2002 )
www.alexandrino.com

Hi All,

Aly will not read this today, he is too busy getting ready for his wedding this afternoon. As a teenager when I was down ( a girl left me again, or something ) Aly was the one to cheer me up. A few years ago when I really was in the shit, only 2 stood up for me, Guy Weis and Aly Gehlen. Thanks to you, pals.

So today you are taking the step Aly, and I know someone who will be relieved: my mum, who always thought you were gay, because we spent so much time together! Sorry ladies, one handsome guy out of the way!

BUT, but, there is light out of the tunnel. Aly is becoming an old fart like me now, but I have got "fresh blood" for you, ladies. My colleague Henkka told me to stick his phone number on a website we use to advertise Exidio. So if you are looking for a good looking handsome fellow, call our head office 00358 9 4393 600 and ask for him, or drop him an e-mail ( photo needed ) to henrik.pekkala@exidio.com . Yes, sorry, he's Finnish, but available!

Have a nice weekend
Alex


Joe took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival.
'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Joe. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she wanted to do next. 'I want to get weighed,' she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went and because she'd been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Joe lost his dollar.
Kim and Joe walked around the carnival and again he asked,
'Where to next?' Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked.
Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy.'